(This is just "Story Time #1" and "Story Time #2" put together, I'd rather keep these together. - Slightly Edited)
=+=+=+= Story Time #1 - The Fight Begins =+=+=+=
There once was a little boy called Amtrak who had such crappy art.
He was approached by a saint named Michael who was kind enough to offer support
Michael gave his creative criticism to help out poor, little Amtrak with his art
Now, Amtrak was having none of it. He was a drama queen. He wanted everything to his OWN DESIGN.
Amtrak got angry, he was so, so angry. Because deep down, he knew that Michael was right.
He deactivated his DA.
A shameful way to go down.
But wait! WHAT IS THIS?!
Railwayboy13 emerges from the shadows.
Who is this person, you may ask, why, it's Amtrak's boyfriend.
Now, this was a sight to see.
Railwayboy13 is trying to get Michael out of DA, but failing, for Michael, is smart, he was right about Amtrak's art.
What happens next? Who knows?
But one thing is for sure.
Railwayboy13 and Amtrak were both overreacting and need to grow up.
=+=+=+= Story Time #2 - Lovely Rhyming Poem =+=+=+=
There was once a person named Amtrak42 who wasn't very Bright.
He was a sick individual who's art made people lose their Sight.
Made a Train, a Boat and also a Plane.
Remember that Helicopter that crashed into a Crane? (ha.)
Thomas was the name of his plane, that small crap bit of artwork.
Lucky for me, when he leaves DA, I'll be sure to get a smirk.
We know Amtrak is extremely autistic.
All his artwork drives us all ballistic.
If you ask Amtrak to draw an airbus.
He won't follow orders without a big fuss.
His drawings are bad and that's how he should feel.
Most of his planes are missing a wheel.
If you ask Amtrak to draw you a boeing.
He will throw a fit and tell us all that he's going.
If you ask Amtrak to draw you a comet.
You will see his art and try not to vomit.
Although he makes boats, he should put them by a Dock
But over all this, he probably just takes a load of co- *cough* that's enough story time for one day.
Wouldn't want to break Amtrak's "HERT OF GERLD" (Heart of Gold)
=+=+=+= Story Time #3 - Hacking? =+=+=+=
Sitting here, on my bed, watching the days go by.
Playing Minecraft, TF2 and whatever else takes my fancy.
I come onto DeviantArt to see someone say "YOU.ARE.DONE."
Confused, I ask him why, apparently I've hacked Amtrak42?
Now this is a surprise to me for I thought drama had stopped.
So here I am, sitting here wondering.
Who could this "hacker" be.
And then it hit me.
Why would I be blamed for a apparent hacking that has been done?
Why, it's probably because I've been harsh to him.
Make pictures and journals alike.
So I look into what is going on, I find out there is ANOTHER account
Amtrak41, and Amtrak42, BOTH blame me?
While I have done nothing at all.
Want to know my theory?
I think Amtrak is both of them accounts
Finally trying to get me back for the bad things I've done
Jolly good show Amtrak. I tip my hat to you.
But this Charade will end soon.
Whether you like it or not.
I know all about your plot.
Will Edit and add more if it comes down to it